Two And A Half Headed Turtle

This turtle lives in a mall. A mall that is built on top of the ruins of Zilina castle. Yes, in Europe, they discover castles while building malls. This castle has been rumored to have existed for a while. It was first mentioned in historic documents from 1318, but no one knew where it once stood. Well, until some heavy machinery started to dig a giant hole for the Mirage Shopping Centre. "Oops... boss, we have a problem. I think I just dug into a castle." -- I imagine machine operator yelling at his/her boss.
You can now see some of the remains of the castle neatly arranged under a glass plate in the center of the mall atrium. There is also a number of cafes and coffee shops surrounding the atrium. One of them is boasting with a three headed turtle. We went to check it out and it turned out to be two and a half headed one. It's still pretty interesting, don't you think so? I wonder which head controls which leg.
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